Can sneeze with his eyes open
Can do a wheelie on a unicycle
He acts and he fights
Join his official site
Imagine him in boogie nights
American martial artist, that’s right
Sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks
Buy his t-shirts, his pictures, his movies, and his books
His tears cure cancer
He is the man
When he goes white water rafting, he steers with his hand!
AS DESCRIBEDABOVE ….Feared!
A fist in his beard!
Chuck Norris
